{"id":4068,"date":"2019-09-22T00:30:39","date_gmt":"2019-09-22T00:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/?p=4068"},"modified":"2019-09-22T00:30:48","modified_gmt":"2019-09-22T00:30:48","slug":"nyc-midnight-flash-fiction-challenge-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/2019\/09\/22\/nyc-midnight-flash-fiction-challenge-2\/","title":{"rendered":"NYC Midnight Flash Fiction Challenge 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(See below for story). The second NYC Midnight flash fiction challenge had equally poor timing for me. I had to get up at 4:20 Saturday morning to drive to Prague Lake, OK. for the Cougar Prowl Endurance Ride (<a href=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/cougar-prowl-endurance-ride\/\">Catch-riding at Cougar Prowl<\/a>). My mom messaged me my assignment:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Crime Caper: Biology classroom: A metal bucket<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>My mom also texted me the definition of crime caper (NYC Midnight&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nycmidnight.com\/genres.htm\">genre definitions<\/a>). I had no idea (but I recognized it when I heard the description). I told myself I would think about it as I rode, and plan&#8230; Afterall, half of writing is planning. Maybe more than half.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I didn&#8217;t plan that much. I ended up writing my story Sunday morning, in about an hour, and submitting immediately. What with work (<a href=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/research\/research\/\">as a postdoctoral research fellow<\/a>) and incessant blogging, I have very little spare time, and I&#8217;d used it all up for the week on the endurance ride. Now, as I read over the story after pasting it below, I realize I didn&#8217;t even mention that the location <em>is<\/em> a biology classroom. It&#8217;s obvious, but&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The location was a source of inspiration for me, however. An old family friend passed recently. He was a high school biology teacher, and a very good one. He had snakes. This isn&#8217;t much of a story, but I wrote it, such as it is, for him. (My first story was much better: <a href=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/2019\/09\/22\/nyc-midnight-flash-fiction-challenge\/\">Half a turn, give or take<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"> The bucket, the snake, and no pot at all <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Synopsis: Two boys try to steal a snake while their class dissects frogs. The snake-napping doesn\u2019t go as expected.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s in the bucket?\u201d Laura\npulled her leather purse close and leaned over the desk.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_23d9b4-40\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_23d9b4-40\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_23d9b4-40\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_23d9b4-40 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cPot,\u201d said Chucho, moving it out\nof her sight.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>NOT<\/em> pot you idiot!\u201d Brian\nhissed, pushing Chucho towards the back of the classroom. \u201cIt\u2019s to help with\nthe frogs,\u201d he said over his shoulder to the giggling Laura.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_794ad7-a8\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_794ad7-a8\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_794ad7-a8\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_794ad7-a8 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cI meant,\u201d Chucho said, loudly, \u201cit\u2019s\na <em>pot,<\/em> not a bucket.\u201d<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Brian rolled his eyes as they slid\ninto their chairs. \u201cShut up about pot, stupid. Anyway, it\u2019s a <em>bucket.<\/em>\nIt\u2019s from my dad\u2019s shop. If he says it\u2019s a bucket, it\u2019s a bucket.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_4ace28-81\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_4ace28-81\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_4ace28-81\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_4ace28-81 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cBuckets are plastic, that\u2019s metal,\nfor cooking. My mom cooks in something just like that,\u201d Chucho hissed.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Before Brian could reply, the door\nto the lab swung open. Mr. Cozad came in and slid behind his desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The class fell quiet. Today they\nwere going to prepare their lab stations for frog dissection. The air felt hot\nwith revulsion, eagerness, and fascination. Yesterday Pablo and Yang had opted\nout of the dissection with impassioned pleas for frog lives. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDude, we should\u2019ve had moral\nobjections too,\u201d Brian had grumbled as they planned late last night. \u201cWe could\u2019ve\nhung out here doing alternative projects while everyone else was in lab.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_d67aba-9a\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_d67aba-9a\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_d67aba-9a\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_d67aba-9a wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cThen he\u2019d\u2019ve <em>known<\/em> it was\nus,\u201d Chucho pointed out.<\/h6>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_730879-82, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_730879-82[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_730879-82\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_730879-82 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_730879-82[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_730879-82\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_730879-82 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_730879-82[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_730879-82\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_730879-82\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_730879-82 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">By that time they\u2019d already made\ntheir plans. Everyone would be in lab, obsessed with the frogs. Of course\nanyone could come into the classroom at any time, but that\u2019s why they had to do\nit now. Other lab sessions were boring by comparison. People were in and out of\nthe classroom all the time, sneaking a look at their phones, grabbing a kiss.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Frogs were a different story. They\nhad an excuse and a plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As everyone filed into the lab,\nBrian made a show of picking up the metal bucket. He dropped it onto the ground\nwith a clang when Chucho and he got to their lab station.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In a few second Mr. Cozad was\nstanding looking at them, arms crossed. \u201cWhat\u2019s in the bucket?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_e71be7-3a\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_e71be7-3a\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_e71be7-3a\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_e71be7-3a wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cPot,\u201d corrected Chucho.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Behind them, Laura and Selena\ngiggled. Mr. Cozad raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cChucho thinks it\u2019s a pot,\u201d Brian\nsaid hastily. \u201cThere\u2019s nothing in it. We thought we could help move the frogs\nwith it.\u201d He took the lid off the bucket. \u201cSee? Empty.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mr. Cozad barely looked at it. \u201cWe\ndon\u2019t need it for the frogs. They\u2019ll go straight into jars. Take it to the\nclassroom.\u201d He walked away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boys looked at each other.\nBrian picked up the bucket and jerked his head for Chucho to follow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They made it to the aquariums at\nthe back of the classroom. Brian set the bucket on the floor. \u201cYou get her,\u201d he\nordered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chucho looked at the snake. \u201cWill\nshe fit in the pot?\u201d he wondered. Julia was a four-foot ball python with a mild\ntemperament. Still, they\u2019d never held her.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_804655-fa, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_804655-fa[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_804655-fa\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_804655-fa mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_804655-fa[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_804655-fa\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_804655-fa img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_804655-fa[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_804655-fa\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_804655-fa\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_804655-fa wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cIt\u2019s a big <em>bucket.<\/em> Just\npick her up.\u201d<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat are you doing to Julia?\u201d\nYang\u2019s soft voice made Brian jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAdmiring her,\u201d Chucho said\nquickly. Brian kicked the bucket under the table.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_63ea28-03\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_63ea28-03\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_63ea28-03\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_63ea28-03 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cLet\u2019s get her out while Cozad\u2019s\nbusy with the lab,\u201d Yang said. She opened the aquarium door and reached in.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>The boys looked at each other. Yang\nwas clearly not as Miss Perfect as they had thought, but she would hardly help\nthem steal the snake. She might get them in trouble for nothing. Chucho pulled\nthe tablecloth over the bucket and they went back to lab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In preparation for their crime, the\nboys had already done the digital dissection. It took them only a few minutes\nto set up the materials for tomorrow. Following a whispered debate about the\nsuitability of chloroform for snake sedation, Brian went directly to the hall\n\u201cto get air\u201d and Chucho slipped into the classroom a few seconds later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They stood looking down at Julia,\nstretched out lazily. There was no sign of Yang. Brian had the open bucket\nbetween his legs. \u201cPick her up,\u201d he hissed.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_9925ae-ae\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_9925ae-ae\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_9925ae-ae\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_9925ae-ae wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cYou pick her up!\u201d Chucho shifted\nfrom foot to foot. \u201cI can distract Mr. Cozad.\u201d<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou stay here!\u201d Brian snapped. He\nrolled his eyes and opened the aquarium. As he put his hands around the snake\nas their teacher had shown them, the door to the lab creaked. \u201cFuck!\u201d He\nstepped back hastily. \u201cOK go distract him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chucho had barely moved when the\ndoor opened. Two girls entered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat are you two up to?\u201d Selena\ndemanded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chucho grabbed the bucket. The\ngirls jumped as the lid clanged to the floor then dissolved in laughter when\nChucho said, \u201cGetting the pot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_81bb01-4a\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_81bb01-4a\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_81bb01-4a\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_81bb01-4a wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cBucket,\u201d Brian snapped.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Chucho was for giving up, but the\nnext day, halfway through frog dissections, Brian turned pasty white.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou still have that pot from\nyesterday?\u201d Mr. Cozad asked.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_925eab-82, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_925eab-82[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_925eab-82\"]{font-size:14px;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-family:Georgia, serif;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_925eab-82 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_925eab-82[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_925eab-82\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_925eab-82 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_925eab-82[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_925eab-82\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h6 id=\"kt-adv-heading_925eab-82\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_925eab-82 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\">\u201cIt\u2019s just a bucket,\u201d Chucho said\nas he helped Brian to the classroom.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Brian gulped cold coffee. Chucho\nstood looking down at the coiled Julia, open bucket at his feet. \u201cHow much was\nRod gonna pay us?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c$200.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWouldn\u2019t it be cheaper just to buy\none at a pet store?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo idea.\u201d Brian shrugged, no\nlonger sick. \u201cAnyway it\u2019s gotta be Julia.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou get her then.\u201d Chucho stepped\nback.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI get $125 then,\u201d Brian snapped.\nHe reached in, slid his hands under the snake, and lifted her into the bucket.\nMost of Julia overflowed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chucho swore. \u201cNow what?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They looked at the adjacent\naquarium. Juana was a two-foot ball python.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGet her!\u201d Brian hissed as he put\nJulia back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They heard voices in the hall.\nChucho grabbed Juana, shoved her into the bucket, put the lid on, and placed it\nunder their desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they left lab that afternoon,\nMr. Cozad called out, \u201cGot your puke pot?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brian nodded, not bothering to\ncorrect. The bucket felt light. \u201cLet\u2019s dip,\u201d he said to Chucho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When they got to the parking lot,\nRod asked, \u201cShe\u2019s in the bucket?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIn the <em>pot<\/em>,\u201d Chucho said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They removed the lid. The bucket\nwas empty.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_cfef3a-49\"]{text-align:center;font-size:12px;font-style:normal;color:#28169d;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_cfef3a-49\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading_cfef3a-49\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<h5 id=\"kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49\" class=\"kt-adv-heading_cfef3a-49 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" style=\"text-align:center;color:#28169d\">in memory of Jeff Cozad<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>And yeah, I haven&#8217;t really been able to participate in the social life of NYC Midnight.. the fora with all the useful feedback. 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