{"id":4365,"date":"2020-06-05T15:37:29","date_gmt":"2020-06-05T22:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/?p=4365"},"modified":"2020-06-05T20:34:20","modified_gmt":"2020-06-06T03:34:20","slug":"the-contents-of-my-storm-shelter-in-light-of-covid-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/2020\/06\/05\/the-contents-of-my-storm-shelter-in-light-of-covid-19\/","title":{"rendered":"The contents of my storm shelter in light of COVID-19"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05095.jpg?resize=228%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"contents of my storm shelter\" class=\"wp-image-4372\" width=\"228\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05095.jpg?w=686&amp;ssl=1 686w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05095.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><figcaption>The storm shelter after cleaning it out.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">A few weeks ago I showed the contents of my storm shelter to my rental property manager. To my surprise, along with the spiders and dead leaves and many gallons of water and a few bags, there was a 9-pack of toilet paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">I almost always buy toilet paper in large quantities. I get nervous when we get down to 8 rolls. But because I have known for years I was going to move this summer, I stopped buying TP in quantity. So the Great Toilet Paper run of 2020 caught me unprepared, and when I wanted to buy 12 rolls (we were down to four, oh horrors), all I could find as a giant 32 roll package at Sam&#8217;s Club. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">If only I&#8217;d known I had 9 (giant) rolls squirreled away. Of course I&#8217;d forgotten about them! I hadn&#8217;t set eyes on the contents of my storm shelter since last spring, when a tornado warning caught us off guard and we hurried down for long enough to check our devices and ascertain that there was no danger. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">I didn&#8217;t look around. And I had stocked the storm shelter when I had it put in, January 2014. That was as soon as I could get it done. I bought the house in July 2013, just weeks after the May 20 F5 tornado that devastated Moore, Oklahoma. There was a long wait list (Oklahomans only really worry about storm shelters when they&#8217;ve seen recent local devastation).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shelter.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"4374\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shelter.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/?attachment_id=4374\" class=\"wp-image-4374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shelter.jpg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shelter.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shalter-2.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"4373\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shalter-2.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/?attachment_id=4373\" class=\"wp-image-4373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shalter-2.jpg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/new-shalter-2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption\">The brand new storm shelter, January 2014<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Today I decided to clean out the storm shelter.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">We&#8217;re moving in less than three weeks. The house will be rented out. I didn&#8217;t want to leave any free TP. There might be another run on it in the second wave of COVID-19.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Just kidding. Partly anyway. I am leaving four extra rolls in each bathroom. There&#8217;s just something <em>wrong<\/em> about a house with less than 8 rolls in it).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">So what was in the storm shelter? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-color wp-block-heading\" style=\"color:#881236\">The Complete List<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Comestibles<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Wine (one bottle, with glass and corkscrew that has a bottle opener end)<\/li><li>Beer<\/li><li>Root beer<\/li><li>Five gallons of water and 10 small bottles<\/li><li>Chips<\/li><li>Nutter Butters<\/li><li>Nature Valley Honey Oat granola bars<\/li><li>Trio bars (those must be <em>old<\/em>)<\/li><li>Altoids<\/li><li>Dog food &amp; dish<\/li><li>Cat food &amp; dish<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Medical supplies<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3exdIoy\" target=\"_blank\">First aid kit<\/a><\/li><li>Emergency inhaler<\/li><li>Daily inhaler (that my son no longer needs)<\/li><li>Antihistamines (3 different types)<\/li><li>Ibuprofen<\/li><li>Chap stick<\/li><li><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2Mb8cvM\" target=\"_blank\">Emergency foil thermal blankets<\/a> (three)<\/li><li><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2MaIDuY\" target=\"_blank\">Chlorhexidine wipes<\/a> (probably for the pets)<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Toiletries<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, bar soap<\/li><li>Tooth paste, dental floss, and tooth brushes (3)<\/li><li>Body Shop <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/fave.co\/2TPUYJg\" target=\"_blank\">Hemp Body Butter<\/a> (!!!)<\/li><li>hair brush and comb<\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/36JEyar\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">OCuSOFT lid scrub packets<\/a><\/li><li>Towels (3) and wash clothes (2)<\/li><li>Baby wipes<\/li><li>Deodorant wipes<\/li><li>Deodorant<\/li><li>Toilet paper!<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Clothing<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Underwear (2 pairs for each of us. The boys would not have been able to wear those small sizes now!)<\/li><li>Socks (one pair for each of us)<\/li><li>Sweaters (two for me, one for each boy, same size problem)<\/li><li>Sweat pants (2, for boys), jeans (for me)<\/li><li>Work gloves for me. Nice ones. Maybe I thought I&#8217;d be picking pieces of broken timber up??<\/li><li>Old tennis shoes for me (I remember tossing them down after I realized I always went down in slippers).<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Other stuff<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Paper towels<\/li><li>Mexican blanket<\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3exQ2ki\">Weather radio with crank handle<\/a> (with all its charging cables for phones etc)<\/li><li>Pocket knife<\/li><li>Duct tape<\/li><li>Bailing twine<\/li><li>Scissors<\/li><li>Flash light<\/li><li>lamp<\/li><li>matches<\/li><li>Candles (2)<\/li><li>Plastic bags<\/li><li>Extra reading glasses<\/li><li>cat crate<\/li><li>bucket<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-virtue-primary-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Maybe I am a prepper at heart \ud83d\ude09<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">I was clearly ready for the coronavirus crisis, even though I don&#8217;t buy into conspiracy theories (see my fun <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/2020\/04\/09\/covid19-conspiracy-theories\/\" target=\"_blank\">blog on the topic<\/a>!) In fact, I think this list pretty much covers any crisis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">Yes, I&#8217;ve always been this way. I came to Oklahoma&#8211;where you are <em><strong>supposed<\/strong><\/em> to be prepared for tornadoes&#8211;from California, where you are <em><strong>supposed<\/strong><\/em><strong> <\/strong>to be prepared for earthquakes. I lived in Central America, where you need to be prepared for anything. I&#8217;ve always taken it to heart when people say &#8220;be prepared.&#8221; It&#8217;s easy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">A storm shelter just gives you a place to store all your preparedness provisions. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:17px\">And&#8230; I did leave a few provisions for whomever rents the house. After a thorough cleaning!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"685\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05104.jpg?resize=685%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"4376\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05104.jpg?fit=685%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/?attachment_id=4376\" class=\"wp-image-4376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05104.jpg?w=685&amp;ssl=1 685w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05104.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 685px) 100vw, 685px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"701\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05122.jpg?resize=1024%2C701&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"4377\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05122.jpg?fit=1024%2C701&amp;ssl=1\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/?attachment_id=4377\" class=\"wp-image-4377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05122.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05122.jpg?resize=300%2C205&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jessicaeblack.org\/everythingelse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/DSC_05122.jpg?resize=768%2C526&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption\">A few provisions for future tornado refugees&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago I showed the contents of my storm shelter to my rental property manager. 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